Chorus
Why would you ever kiss me?
(Untuk apa kamu menciumku?)
I'm not even half as pretty
(Aku bahkan tidak secantik dia)
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
(Kamu memberikan sweatermu padanya, itu hanyalah sebuah polyester)
But you like her better
(Tetapi kamu lebih menyukainya)
Wish I were Heather
(Aku berharap aku adalah heather)
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
(Melihat dia berdiri, memegang tanganmu)
Put your arm around her shoulder
(Meletakkan lenganmu di bahunya)
Now I'm getting colder
(Sekarang aku merasa semakin kedinginan)
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
(Tetapi bagaimana aku bisa membencinya? dia terlihat seperti malaikat)
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
(Tetapi sekali lagi, aku berharap dia mati saat dia)
Walks by, what a sight for sore eyes
(Berjalan dengan pemandangan yang menyilaukan mata)
Brighter than a blue sky
(Lebih cerah dibandingkan langit biru)
She's got you mesmerized while I die
(Dia membuatmu terpesona saat aku mati)
Chorus
Why would you ever kiss me?
(Untuk apa kamu menciumku?)
I'm not even half as pretty
(Aku bahkan tidak secantik (dia))
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
(Kamu memberikan sweatermu padanya, itu hanyalah sebuah polyester)
But you like her better
(Tetapi kamu lebih menyukainya)
Wish I were Heather
(Aku berharap aku adalah heather)
Bridge
Oh I wish I were heather
(Aku berharap aku adalah heather)
Oh I wish I were heather
(Aku berharap aku adalah heather)